Grins & Giggles Tariff-ic Jokes Did you hear about Trump’s import tax assessment? It’s tariff-eyeing. What does Trump think about trading with China? It’s tariff-ic. Why did Trump put tariffs on Canadian goods? To prove that he has no ties to Poutine. Passport Jokes Why was the passport always so calm? It was used to going through customs. Without my passport, I’m just a person with a suitcase and a dream. An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. “You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. “Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.” The Canadian said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.” “Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!” The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find a single Frenchmen to show it to.” Border Jokes Borders are just longitude with attitude. What do you call a sick bird trying to get across the border? An ill-eagle. Somebody made a cake shaped like Canada, and sliced it to match the province/ territory borders. I said I wanted the largest piece, but they told me I could have none of it. Sun Jokes Why should you never look at the sun from behind a colander? You will end up straining your eyes. Why is the sun such an egomaniac? He believes that everything revolves around him. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me. Rays in Arizona I just got fired from my cartography job in Arizona. They said I had no sense of Yuma. I have Tuscons. They both live in Arizona. Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. He woke up one day, during a heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower, he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbours think if I mowed the lawn wearing no clothes.” “That I married you only for your money.” Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it’s gone. State of Mind How long does it take to drive from Louisiana to Alabama? About one Mississippi. What did the Texas Coast Guard say to the three captured whales? “Whale, whale, whale.” CSANews | WINTER 2025 | 59
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