Grins & Giggles Sporty Jokes Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They aren’t allowed to travel. Why did the fish refuse to play basketball? He was afraid of the net. Why are basketball players messy eaters? They’re always dribbling. Why is the basketball arena hot after the game? Because all the fans have left. If a basketball team was chasing a baseball team, what time would it be? Five after nine. How do basketball players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans. Why did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited? Because he was always putting on Airs. The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season. Apparently, they never take any shots. Minimalists Jokes Why do minimalists, and aspiring minimalists, bring lanterns on their travels? Because they need you to know that they’re packing light. How many minimalists does it take to change a light bulb? One. Tarrific Jokes Why are tariffs like bad relationships? They cost you more than they’re worth. Why did the economist take up comedy? Because tariffs are no laughing matter, and he wanted to change that. What do tariffs and speed bumps have in common? Both slow down progress. Why did the tomato refuse to cross the border? It couldn’t ketchup with the tariff increase. What did the tariff say to the importer? “I’m taxing your patience, aren’t I?” Why don’t tariffs like sunny days? They thrive in cloudy negotiations. Travel Jokes I used to be indecisive about travel. Now I’m not sure. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies! The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case. What goes through towns, up hills and down hills but never moves? The road! CSANews | SUMMER 2025 | 51
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