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Grins & Giggles These jokes are for the birds! Did you hear about the woman who was afraid to go hiking with birdwatchers? She didn’t want to be a birdin’. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Why were the birdwatchers at the construction site? They wanted to see a crane! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Did you hear about the birdwatcher who didn’t plan an itinerary for his vacation? He’s going to wing it! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – As a birdwatcher, people always make the same bird jokes to me whenever they find out about my hobby. I used to get mad until I realized that toucan play that game. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A birdwatcher walks into a bar and orders a beer. “I’ve always wondered, what’s the difference between a crow and a raven?” the bartender asks. “Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called ‘pinions’. Ravens have four pinions on each wing, while crows only have three,” the birdwatcher replies. “So if you think about it, it’s just a matter of a pinion.” These cars are electric! With the evolution of self-driving cars, it’s not gonna take long before a country singer’s truck leaves him, as well as his wife. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – They finally figured out why the computerized self-driving car has crashed... They didn’t install the driver. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Apple has successfully created a self-driving car… However, they are having problems installing Windows. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call a criminal driving a Tesla? A Joule thief. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Did you hear about the Tesla owner in jail? He was charged with battery. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What happened after the mechanic touched a Tesla? He got a pair of shocks. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do the Germans call a Tesla? A Volts-wagon. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Tesla jokes revolt me. Borderline funny… Apparently, Canada has the world’s thickest border... With Mexico. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – What do you call Norway’s southern border? The Finnish Line. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Today, our leaders closed off the southern border − preventing people from coming to our country for a better life, a better education and much-needed health care! As a Canadian, I am outraged! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – I wanted to crack a joke about the road that splits the U.S.-Canada border… But then I realized, it would be crossing the line. CSANews | SPRING 2022 | 51

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