Grins & Giggles Evil Woman A young sales clerk was serving an older female customer at the cash register of a local department store. Once all of the items had been entered into the register she asked “Cash, cheque or charge?” e customer fumbled through her purse looking for her wallet and, while doing so, took out a television remote and placed it on the counter. “So, do you always carry your TV remote in your purse?” asked the clerk. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I gured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.” OldBalls Two colleagues met for a friendly game of golf. One was new to the sport and hoping to get a few pointers from his pal, who’d been playing for years, owned top-of-the line equipment and had a membership at the country club where they were playing that day. On the rst hole, the veteran player pulled out a box of new golf balls, teed up and drove one of them deep into the woods. At the second hole, he pulled out a new ball, swung, and hit it. e ball sailed through the air and landed in the lake. He hit another new ball into the tall grass at hole No. 3. As they walked the fairway to the fourth hole, the novice said to his buddy, “Why don’t you use an old ball this time?” His friend replied, “I’ve never had an old ball.” Dress Code Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the Botley Grange Country Club. “We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair, so I’m wearing black,” announced Mrs. Hickling. “Oh dear,” uttered Mrs. Packer, “I’d better not go in that case.” CSANews | FALL 2019 | 55
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