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Grins & Giggles Walking economy A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replies, “How’s that?” “It’s like this ‒ my hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.” Newspaper I was visiting my son this week and asked him where his newspaper was. He laughed and said, “Dad, it’s the 21st century. We stopped buying newspapers years ago. It saves trees. But you can borrow my iPad.” Okay, fine, whatever. But that pesky housefly never knew what hit it! Lawyer consultation A man phones his attorney and queries, “How much would it cost me to have you answer three questions? “That would be $300,” the lawyer replies. The man says, “That’s an awful lot of money for three questions, isn’t it?” “I guess so,” says the attorney. “What’s your third question?” CSANews | WINTER 2017 | 61

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